Showing posts with label Spanish. Show all posts
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Saturday, June 9, 2012

More Spanish Learning Tips


Do not fret because of evildoers,
Nor be envious of the workers of iniquity.
For they shall soon be cut down like the grass,
And wither as the green herb.
Trust in the Lord, and do good;
Dwell in the land, and feed on His faithfulness.
Delight yourself also in the Lord,
And He shall give you the desires of your heart
. - Psalm 37:1-4

I love the Spanish language. I fell in love with it in high school about the 10th grade and have been pursuing it ever since. It took one class all those decades ago and I was hooked.

I have run across a new site to me, which I wish to recommend to those in Guanajuato, planning on moving here, or even just to visit. It is an iTune site but well worth the downloads you have to do to play the Podcasts: NEWS IN SLOW SPANISH

Click on the above link to reach this site.


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Wednesday, July 21, 2010

A Guide to Shopping in the City of Guanajuato

Guest Blogger: Cindi Bower



The city of Guanajuato is known for its history, architecture and music but is not thought of as an especially great place to shop. While Guanajuato is not full of shopping malls and exclusive boutiques, it has enough shops to satisfy even an inveterate shopper. The historic center of Guanajuato is where you'll find the best shopping opportunities.

Many shops can be found along the main street that runs through the center of the city. The street is called Sopeña on the south side of the Jardín de la Unión, then changes to Obregón from the Jardín to the Plaza de la Paz and finally to Juárez from there until past Mercado Hidalgo. Since Guanajuato's streets are not built in a grid formation and are not always clearly marked, most people use landmarks as points of reference when giving directions.

The best place to start your shopping adventure is in the Jardín de la Unión, Guanajuato's main plaza. There is a small shop, Arte de México, just across from the newsstand. It carries some jewelry, souvenirs and a small selection of regional candies.

With your back to the Jardín, face Teatro Juárez and the San Diego Church. Turn left and walk past the steps leading to the theatre. Now you are on Sopeña. This is mainly a pedestrian street, but watch out for delivery and trash trucks that also use the street from time to time. At Sopeña #5, you will find Rincón Artesanal, a small shop with ceramics, some religious art and carved wood items. A few doors further up the street is La Florecita, a shop with cloth bags, scarves, shawls and embroidered blouses and dresses.

Around the corner from La Florecita at Sopeña #17 is an upscale store called La Casa del Quijote with several rooms of jewelry, pottery, sculpture, ceramics and more. The displays are nicely done and the employees are very attentive and helpful.

Turn around and go back toward the Jardín. La Catrina Dulcería (candy store), just across from the theatre steps at Sopeña #4, is a sweet tooth's dream. The store offers a wide variety of typical candies from different parts of Mexico as well as nuts, jams, cajeta (sweetened caramelized goat's milk), vanilla extract and much more. Be sure to climb to the second floor for more delicious treats and the various Catrina figurines for sale.

Continue past the Jardín on Obregón Street. On the left just past a travel agency is La Casa del Sol. The shop is jam-packed with all manner of items: jewelry, dolls, religious objects, purses, dishes and much more. Though the items look antique, they are reproductions made in workshops around Guanajuato.

Cross Obregón Street, go through the small plaza and you'll be on Calle Truco. La Casa de la Abuela, at Truco #5, offers handmade, unique items such as puppets, children's toys, fountains, picture frames, candles, metal sculptures and more. A few doors further is Galeria del Arte Nautilus Calli, which offers art, home décor and gifts.

Go back to the intersection of Truco and Obregón Streets and turn right. There are a number of handicraft, gift and souvenir shops around Plaza de la Paz (dominated by the Basilica, the large yellow church) and along both sides of Juárez Street all the way to the Comercial Mexicana supermarket.

For silver jewelry, visit Plata y Artesanias at Avenida Juárez #34. The store offers bracelets, earrings, rings and necklaces, both in plain silver and silver with various semi-precious stones. It also offers handmade Mexican home décor.

Mercado Hidalgo has some souvenirs, candy and handicrafts on the second-level mezzanine as well as in some booths outside the building. It is more a market where residents buy food and household supplies or stop for a quick snack or meal than a place to buy handicrafts.

Across Avenida Juárez from Mercado Hidalgo is a steep street called Mendízábal that leads to the Alhóndiga de Granaditas, a large building on the left that was used as a granary. There is a bookstore inside that offers literature, books about history, art, science and more.

Calle Mendízábal ends at Pocitos Street. Turn right on Pocitos and walk away from the Alhóndiga. There are a few shops of interest along this street. El Viejo Zaguán, at Pocitos #64, offers candles, shawls, religious art, candy and knick-knacks. Donkey Jote, at Pocitos #30, is an English-language bookstore. La Rana, at Pocitos #7, has handicrafts, glass, and colorful Mexican folk art animals (alebrije).

Continue on Pocitos (now called Lascurian de Retana) past the steps leading to the main building of the University of Guanajuato. At the bottom of the hill, there is a small plaza on the right. Around the corner, at Ponciano Aguilar #25, you will see the Capelo gallery and café. The famous local artist, Javier de Jesús Hernández, goes by the name Capelo. The gallery offers art and ceramics. Capelo owns several horses and often uses them as subjects in his work.

Go back to the small plaza outside Capelo and face the post office. A large church, La Compañía de Jesus, will be on your left. Walk toward the post office on the sidewalk in front of the church. There is a street to the left of the post office that will lead you to Plaza Baratillo (turn right at the tortilla shop). Plaza Baratillo has several food shops as well as a shop on the corner next to the street that sells a variety of regional candies, nuts, jams, salsa and liqueurs.

Cross the street and go through the large indoor patio (there is a coffee shop/restaurant inside called "Café Atrio"). The narrow end of the Jardín de la Unión is just outside. There is a jewelry store and a shoe store just across the sidewalk from Café Atrio. Around the corner from the shoe store, you'll find a small shop with pottery.



You've made a large circle and ended up back where you started at the Jardín de la Unión. While you haven't seen every handicraft, jewelry or artisan shop in Guanajuato, you've discovered the vast majority.

Monday, July 19, 2010

American Unversities Canceling Language Programs in Mexico

In May, 2010, Texas Universities their Mexico study-abroad Spanish programs due to increasing violence. The University of Kansas followed suit in June, 2010.

Increasing violence from Mexico's drug and gang problems are cited as reasons for the language program cancellations.

The University of Kansas has, in the past, lost students to violent deaths in other countries which is a consideration in the strict policy governing the decision to cancel the Mexican language problems.

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Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Guanajuato, Mexico - 2010 Rainy Season

It seems the 2010 rainy season is here initiated by Hurricane Alex. last year's rainy season was strange. For all practical purposes it was not a rainy season at all. It rained here and there but certainly not in the tradition of Guanajuato's normal rainy season.

In January of 2010 is when the rains, in earnest, hit the town. It was screwy.

It is anyone's guess, I suppose, what this season will bring. I just hope it is a normal rainy season so water rationing can be avoided.

In our old neighborhood we had rationing for months because the 2009 rains didn't come.

I hope this year normalcy will reign.

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Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Guanajuato, Mex - Interesting News

A lot of the blogs you will read here are scheduled to appear in a certain order, by date, so keep that in mind if you see dates that don't make sense.
Here's a tip or two: There are areas of Guanajuato you should definitely avoid when coming to visit or checking it out to live.

1) Las Teresas - The sanitary condition are horrific according to residents of that barrio. The neglect of the area and the lack of protection of the environment has caused the place, says the residents, to become a giant rat's nest. The area, according to the neighbors, affected is the back of Calle San Francisco de la Barranca in Las Teresas. [Source]

2) Fight-Violent Zone - Another brawl at Cerro del Gallo ... This area of the city of Guanajuato has a very seedy reputation. Fights and other nefarious events are not unusual. What you have to watch out for is real estate people trying to sell or rent you a house or apartment in this area. They will routinely tell you this is an absolutely safe area to live and nothing ever happens here. That's why, dear tourist or expat, you need to arm yourself with enough Spanish to be able to ask locals about barrios the shysters are trying to convince you to move into.

I predict the onslaught of Gringos moving into Guanajuato will get snookered in a big way because of their inability to read and speak the language and "ask around." You've got to be able to do this to keep from getting ripped off.


Tuesday, May 4, 2010

The City We Almost Snagged

We almost chose to live in a town called, Cuernavaca. And how I am glad we didn't since right now, as we speak and breathe, a battle is being waged.

CUERNAVACA, Mexico - A battle for control of a brutal cartel has brought the drug war closer to the heart of Mexico, terrifying this city of bougainvilleas, swimming pools and yearlong warm weather that have made it a popular retreat for the capital's elite and U.S. retirees.

Cuernavaca, nicknamed the "City of Eternal Spring," has erupted in violence since a gunbattle at a luxury apartment building here killed a notorious drug kingpin, unleashing the fight for control of his organization. -- By OLGA R. RODRIGUEZ; Associated Press; updated 8:33 p.m. ET April 28, 2010 ... Source for entire article

This, of course, begs the question how long will it be before Guanajuato is under siege?

There is a lot of denial here. Two years ago I began interviewing locals in our barrio about whether or not the Narcos could ever come to Guanajuato. All of them, without exception, said no.

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Thursday, April 29, 2010

Learning Spanish

I thought I would once again jump on my How To Acquire a Second Language soapbox. I have written both a paper back book (click here for paperback) as well an eBook on this subject.
The vast majority of potential epats who move to Guanajuato seem to be retirees. I have more or less given up on trying to convince this group that acquiring a second language, Spanish, is not an impossible task and most certainly a reachable goal. The reason for my "throwing in the towel" is that this group is so old that they have these unchangeable preconceived notions (untested assumptions) that their age would prevent them from developing a high degree of spoken fluency so they don't even try.

What I cannot seem to get through their heads is that the human brain is "hardwired" for acquiring languages. Notice I did not say "learning languages." If what they mean is that their age might affect the memorizing of thousands of vocab words and grammar rules then they might have a point.

But, as I have painstakingly pointed out in four books and hundreds of articles, learning a language is not the same as acquiring speech. That is what is sought--speech. Speaking in Spanish is the goal and should be engaged in first long before studying grammar or memorizing anything!

More and more families with young kids (and teenagers) are moving to Guanajuato. I just wonder if they really know what they are getting into.

Think of how kids are prone to swallowing things that they shouldn't or falling off roofs or whatever. (My brother fell off roofs more than once.) Do these parents think that in provincial Mexico there are going to be English speakers sitting around ready to translate and interpret when seconds count in a critical medical situation?

I am personally acquainted with a situation with an elder gringa woman who keeled over in a plaza. The gringo man with whom she was walking managed to get her into a clinic but between the both of them they could not communicate to the doctor what happened or her very complex and dangerous medical history.

Imagine this with kids!

How are the parents going to communicate in a situation where no interpreters are available and when seconds between life and death could count?

I mean to tell you this scares me just thinking about it.

I read an article, and quoted it in this blog site, how the police head hancho in SMA opined that learning Spanish is the single most important safety tactic you can take when moving to this country.

So, that about sums it up. In my view, I think that moving to Mexico with kids and without a high degree of spoken fluency first is madness. I do not mean to offend at all. Just let your mind meditate on this for while and all the horrid possibilities that could happen and when seconds count, you cannot tell the emergency room medics what is wrong.

And, do not count on English speaking hospitals employees being in the clinics scattered around the city of Guanajuato. Though I would not go as far as to say GTO is a backwater Mexican town (I can think of towns far more provincial) it does come close and the chances of happening upon a clinic with an English speaker approximates zero.

I say, "Why wait until moving here...start now, in your home country, to learn Spanish. There are dirt cheap courses and free online resources that you can use to begin Acquiring Spanish long before you arrive in Mexico to begin your expat adventure.

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Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Guanajauato, Mex -- Conformity

Years ago I saw on Mexican television a public service commercial. It featured handicapped people and pregnant women boarding a public transportation bus and finding no available seating. All the very healthy looking passengers refused to get up and offer their seats to those in greater need. The morale of the story was very obvious.

We ride the buses a lot since we refuse to own a car here that adds to the already bad pollution problem. We noticed the same thing locally that the public service commercial showed.

No healthy looking person, no matter their age, would get up for someone who was obviously in much greater need. It didn't matter if the lady was pregnant and holding an infant or the man was missing a limb or two.

The only circumstances under which someone would offer their seat is if they recognized the other person boarding the bus.

This was too obvious to be circumstantial.

The one seated would greet the bus boarding person by name or title, like Grandmother or Auntie (abuela or tia), and get up offering the close friend or relative his or her seat. Otherwise, tuff stuff if you were in physical need, you did NOT get a seat offered to you.

Of course I have to mention that mentioning this in my books and articles has earned me the title (you knew this was coming), THE MOST HATED GRINGO IN THE WHOLE WORLD.

Well...let me just say I did not make up the whole thing about the public service television announcements. And, to this day (years later) no Gringolandian has ever answered or spoken to the issue: Does this or does NOT this sort of thing happen? The Gringolandian community refuses to address this but chooses rather to accuse me of "hating Mexicans" for mentioning any of this.

Would this drive you insane?

I have often wondered if they send hate mail to the Mexico City folks who produces these public service announcements? ... Oh! But Wait! ...

I have the answer. None of the Gringolandians (maybe one or two) can watch and understand Mexican television because they can't speak a word of the language!

Anyway...

I said all of the above to make this point: Unless a Mexican knows you, unless you are a member of their extended family, you will be treated as though you do not exist.

You can see this everywhere. I could take you to pharmacies to stores to restaurants in which you are treated as an inconvenience. Let someone with whom the waiter or vendor is familiar come through the door and suddenly the waiter or store clerk is all smiles and merry. Then they turn to you and they literally will say, "What do you want?" No "At your service," or "How can I serve you?"

If they are on their cells or land line phones when a relative or pal comes in then they put the phone down and wait on them. If you walk in they will finish their call, no matter how long, and then--perhaps--wait on you.

God forbid should you live under or over them in an apartment. You will be subjected to and forced to conform to their schedule. If you want to sleep until eight in the morning and your downstairs neighbor wants to get up at seven in the morning, guess what? You are forced with door slamming, dumped over chairs (or maybe they are bowling down there), or whatever that forces you to conform to their schedule.

Sigh...

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Guanajauato, Mex -- Prophetic

I have been saying for three years now that this sort of thing would start to happen and it is (click here for story).

Canadian couple travelling in Mexico terrorized by armed bandits, vehicles stolen

Sun Apr 11, 9:48 PM

By Ciara Byrne, The Canadian Press

A Canadian couple held up by more than a dozen armed bandits while travelling through Mexico said the frightening experience was exacerbated by facing days of bureaucratic hurdles.

"Two minutes of terrorism and twelve days of legal terrorism," said a weary Jack Vander Byl from his home in Portland, Ont. in eastern Ontario.

If you click on the link above you can read the entire nightmarish saga of what is sure to happen in ever increasing frequency in Mexico.

It seems like the old days in the 70's and early 80's when highway robbery was so feared that no one would dare drive in Mexico. Well, if this story is any indication of what it is to come (and I predict it is), then thoe days are back.

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Crimes and misdemeanors: Staying safe in San Miguel
Is SMA still safe, or falling prey to drug dealers and thugs?

By Anne Nicolai
August 11, 2009


Knowledge is power: Spanish-speaking residents are safer

Across the board, every official interviewed for this article agreed that one of the best ways for foreigners to provide for our personal safety is to learn the language of the country that we’re living in. They point out that Spanish speakers have an easier time getting to know their neighbors and the local police. Knowing the language also helps when calling for help or reporting a crime.

In fact, the author’s calls to the various emergency telephone numbers prove this point: on two different days, at two different times of day,...there were no English-speaking operators.


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Friday, April 23, 2010

San Miguel de Allende Gringa Reports: No Crime Here

You just have to wonder. How is it that people can become so delusional that nothing seeps past the intact fantasy? I've been writing much of this in this year's blogging. Gringolandians move to places like San Miguel de Allende, set about transforming it into their American Imperialistic Image, then report that it is a "literal heaven on earth."

Read this:

"Re: San Miguel de Allende Safety
Apr 06, 2010, 9:49 AM

no problem with safety here. I've been here 11 years, heaven on
earth..! the drug things happen 99% near borders and don't effect us in
san miguel.but if something happens, it's reported . but nothing really
except yearly purse snatchings around xmas.. It is gorgeous and totally
safe.

jackiesan
sanmigueldeal..."
Here she's been in the city for 11 years and declares it, "heaven on earth" and "totally safe."

Perhaps she's missed the Mexican reported news since the vast majority are so ignorant of no more of word or two of Spanish.

Here are the facts as reported in the Mexican and American news media:

Crimes and misdemeanors: Staying safe in San Miguel
(click on this title)

1.) What Will It Take?

2.) San Miguel de Allende Shoot Out

3.) I Wouldn't Last a Day Here

4.) San Miguel Muggings

5.) Safety Crisis

6.) SMA: Robbery and Shot to Death!

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Guanajuato, Mex -- It's Impossible

In a not-to-long-ago blog I mentioned the joys (not) of trying to watch Mexican television in Guanajuato. Unless you have cable or satellite, it is virtually impossible to watch TV without consistent problems.

The current problem is channel 12. This channel has been a problem for years and not just for us (I make inquiries). This channel, and none of the others, does pretty much what it wants when it wants. Actually I should be fairer in my judgment of the channel. It has to be the Mexicans who run the thing that do pretty much what they want when they want.

Remember, "preventative maintenance" is generally NOT a Mexican forte. I can easily imagine how the workers, those responsible for maintaining the channel's broadcasting integrity, may not show up for work, sleep on the job, wonders what job they are suppose to do (their uncle hired them), and/or are too busy engaging in any number of nefarious activities while on the job they are suppose to be performing. I mean this most sincerely, this is seems to be a way of life here.

Anyway...

Two years ago, channel 12 went off the air. It took the better part of the year to come back on. I made inquires. No one knew anything.

A year ago, for several months, the channel just "rolled." I made inquiries. No one knew anything.

(No one ever knows anything.)

A week to ten days ago, channel 12 began sending secret coded messages. What I mean is that the picture is visible but the sound, audio, cuts out with a predictable sequence each time. It sounds like Morse Code is being sent. It is as though every other syllable of a line of dialogue is blanked out. Then it runs normally for about a quarter of a minute and starts again.

This is, I am sure, meant to torture me but I have not been able to confirm this.

Also, I've yet to make inquires but will and will blog my investigation when I am able.

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Monday, April 19, 2010

Guanajuato, Mex -- Let's Talk Advertising

When we left America in 2003, we noticed that TV commercial were beginning to take more and more medicine ads. I am not talking over-the-counter crap but ads that promoted prescription meds. I mean, it was like being in a doctor's waiting room and having only pharmaceutical magazines to read only audio.

Well, in Mexico the TV ads also feature prescription medicine commercials. Not only are there hordes of them but a plethora of them. And, on top of it all, they are very graphic.

There is one ad for "varicose veins" which is, I am sure, so interesting that it will win some sort of international award for television commercials. To stress how you, the sufferer, needs to use their medicine instead of surgery, it shows on TV someone having their varicose veins cut and then ripped out of their leg like a nail is being ripped out of a wall. It even has sound effects of what it sounds like as the dying veins are violently extracted from someone's leg. This ad is on at all hours day and night and through the supper hour. (It is bloody!)

Then there is the ad that just began to be shown for "anti-phlegm" medication. You know the condition. The guy (actor) on the ad is hacking, gaging, choking, gasping, with chest congestion and then, GET READY FOR THIS, he straightens up, suddenly faces the camera, projectile spews (just like Linda Blair in the Exorcist) a fountain of GREEN SNOT all over the camera lens.

The "Linda-Blair-Effect" is animated and you can tell this immediately when watching. But, he vomits green foam all over the screen and it begins to drip and slide down until the actor's face is uncovered and visible and he says something to the effect, "I wish I had taken "such-and-such" medication for my phlegm."

Excuse me, but is this not beyond the pale or what?

But, remember that TV programming is really all about the TV commercials and not actual TV shows.

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Sunday, April 18, 2010

Guanajuato, Mex. -- Bored To Tears

I am bored. There's nothing to do right now in Guanajuato. Well, not much to do anyway. I am writing this during Semana Santa. This means roughly, "Easter Week" and the whole town in on vacation. In fact, the whole country is on vacation.

Gringo tourist write my wife, the trip advisor, what "child-friendly" things there will be to do in Guanajuato during Easter. They specifically ask how many and where all the Easter parades will be. They want to know when the Easter Bunny will make an appearance with those dyed eggs. They are coming with secularized American Gringo expectations.

Here is a little Plain Truth About Living in Mexico: Culturally, and to a great extent in individuals, Mexico has not abandoned the God who created them.

Easter here (as is Christmas) still a celebration of the death, burial, and resurrection of the Savior and Lord of the world, Jesus Christ. If you find that offensive to your secular world view, well, too bad.

One of the reasons we moved to Mexico is to live in culture where the ACLU isn't lurking in closets and hiding in the bushes ready to spring out at the first hint that someone want to put up a navity scene or erect a cross on public property. And, yes, you can see that sort of thing on public streets and that is just find by me.

Mexico is changing. The Imperialistic American world view is slowing infiltrating into Mexico culture. It is secularizing. It is slowly heading toward a secular ideology.

But, for now, it is still a place where you can mention God in schools, the private or government work place and not fear lawsuits.

I love that Mexico!

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Saturday, April 17, 2010

Guanajuato, Mex -- Winds of Change

The immigration procedures for Mexico are changing. There's a lot of confusion out there as to what is going to happen. I have an "insider" friend who said not even the officials at the immigration office knows what to expect or is going on. Figures.

Here is an article that sounds good but in the end, who really knows?

Mexico Simplifies Visa Procedures.

If there's anything I have learned in living in this country for so many years, it is that nothing is ever as it seems and the Twilight Zone Effect will also come into effect.

Moral: You have to just wait and see.

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Friday, April 16, 2010

Guanajuato, Mex. - Excuse Me?

My wife is an "official" travel advisor for an online outfit that is quite popular. They have a host of these advisors for just about anywhere. One cool thing they have is this secret online forum just for the advisors where they can chat among themselves and share the insanity with which they must deal in the questions they must answer.

Don't misunderstand. They do a fine job in answering the same questions over and over again. I suppose they need some sort of catharsis in this sharing with one another.

One that struck me the other day was this woman who is an advisor for some Mexican resort town. She said that the thing which gets her the most is how frequent she has to answer this question: "Why are Mexicans so stupid that they cannot learn to speak English?"

This does not surprise me. This is the true nature of the Culture Imperialist American who comes to a foreign country (Mexico especially) and really in their heart of hearts believes that anyone with whom they come into any sort of contact must speak English.

Have you ever wondered why they must think this?

I have and am found lacking when trying to offer a plausible answer.

How can anyone offer an excuse for this bizarre mindset or be so stupid as to have this mindset?

Spanish is the spoken language in this country and no matter where these Gringos go they expect to be catered to in English.

I suppose I could ask these gabachos this:

  • "Why are you so stupid that you cannot realize that the entire planet is NOT fluent in English?
  • And why are you so stupid to expect Mexico will have an English speaker at your elbow at every turn?
  • Why are you so stupid to NOT learn Spanish when you come to a country in which Spanish is the major language?
  • In addition, why are you so stupid for being so stupid?"

Well, excuse me if I sound a little testy but it just is beyond the pale to hear this sort of thing so often.

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Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Guanajuato, Mex -- Dirty Hands and Disease

When the swine flu hit Mexico, the authorities were a bit on the embarrassed side having to explain why so many infections and subsequent deaths were in Mexico. The disease eventually spread to the rest of the planet but Mexico seemed to be the epicenter.

Political correctness forbid publicizing why the infection spread so fast, far, and wide here: poor hygiene habits!

I have American friends who not only own eating and drinking establishments but who have to train their Mexican staff to wash their hands after using the toilet. This is almost too unreal to believe. But, more than one employee has had to be let go, fired, for failing to heed verbal warnings, read warning signs, and being yelled at for not washing up and then handling customer's food and drink. It is barbaric.

Their personal hygiene habits are never more plainly seen as when helping themselves to samples at the supermarket. With little plastic spoons and forks, toothpicks, napkins, and small plates sitting beside the deli samples or bakery cakes, in plain sight, they will elect to use their hands. They will pick up food with their filthy fingers just after wiping, picking, gouging, or generally touching almost every orifice of their bodies (Especially their noses...OMG...the nose!!)

I thought I would have to lean over and empty my stomach when I saw this little woman use her hands to grab a GLOB of cake from the bakery and begin stuffing it into her cake hole. I felt my stomach cramping, tightening up, that pre-vomit hot flushing feeling coming over my face....I was able to just close my eyes a pray for God's calming mercy.

These are the folks that after grazing on the Supermarket's plenty will trip off to their food kiosks in merriment and mirth and prepare your tortas (sandwiches) or tacos with the same hands that infected the Supermarket food samples. They will wash the fine dining ware after each cutomer in a vat of BLACK water that they keep adding clorox to making it smell like a toxic waste dump.

This...this...this is why the flu spread so fast in this country.

It is sickening. It certainly causes one to pause to see grown men and women, most notably the women, stick their hands into meat sample trays instead of using the toothpicks on the side of the tray.

It is barbaric!!

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Monday, April 12, 2010

Guanajauato, Mex -- The Gas Truck

In Guanajuato, and in each Mexico town we've toured, businesses and homes have to get their gas via these gigantic truck that can bring you tanks (ballistic missiles) of gas or with hoses to fill up your stationary roof tanks (bombs).

In all of the towns we've been to in Mexico these trucks will prowl the streets playing this god-awful ditty through speakers on top of the cab of the trucks. It is not a song but a ditty lasting about 5 measures and on this endless feedback loop where it repeats, well, endlessly.

My first comment is just how does the truck driver keep from going totally insane from this ear-splitting music that is blasted so loudly that it could surely hurt Superman? I mean, how does this driver keep from jumping from his truck in a ditty-driven, murderous rage and committing mass murder? I am speechless to come up with an answer.

My second comment is that no matter the gas company, they all do this and do so at ungodly early hours....Like when the wife and I are still in bed. And, the thing is, though the obvious reason for playing the cacophonous roar is to tell everyone and everything in the street through which they are driving that "the gas man cometh," NO ONE EVER IS SEEN RUNNING OUT OF THEIR STORE OR HOME FLAGGING DOWN THE GAS GUY!

We have made a point to watch and note in almost all the cities we've seen this happening and no one ever comes rushing out all breathless with tingly anticipation that they've conquered the gas problem.

The way the picture supposedly plays out is that the poor, hapless Mexican waits like a hunter in a duck blind for the prey to come flying by and BOOM, the hunter prevails by snagging a goose.

But in a city where phones, landlines or cellular are plentiful, everyone dials a number for gas and they come, with the brain-tumor-inducing music blaring, and nothing at all makes sense.

The third comment is my wife has got to be the only human being who has ever flagged down these monster trucks from the front porch of our house.

We needed gas and right before we dialed the number we heard the truck bellowing up the mountain side. I wondered then and am still wondering just what went through the driver's head to actually have an honest-to-God human being standing in front of a house flagging him down for gas? Certainly it had never happened.

Since then the two gas company's still come up and down our street, music blasting as loud as ever, and when they pass our house I can hear them slow down a bit as though waiting to see if someone will pop out and hail them.

This country!!

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Sunday, April 11, 2010

Guanajauato, Mex -- Are They Really Friends?

I have had Gringolandians tell me that "all my friends are Mexicans." This would be nice if it weren't for the fact that these Gringolandians who tell me this can't speak Spanish. I do not doubt that they have some Mexican friends. What I doubt is that these alleged "friends" are really friends at all as American Gringolandians define friends. And, again I point out the obvious that if the Gringolandian really have Mexican friends it is that they have Mexican friends who have done what the Americans seem so incapable of doing and that is becoming bilingual.

I harp on this so often because through the years I have been told by each Mexican I converse with in Spanish that they regard the Gabacho as disrespectful who do not bother to learn Spanish. Why does the American pitch a fit over the "wetbacks" who remain monolingual in America when the Americans does the exact same thing when they move to Mexico?

Hypocritical at its finest.

I have caught hell for making this point. I am in fact known as THE MOST HATED GRINGO IN THE WORLD for speaking up on this point. For making this a point and issue I am despised among men (Gringolandians) and hated to the grave.

I just wonder how Gringolandians make the huge leap of cultural logic that "all my friends are Mexican?" How do they make this determination? What is their criteria?

Listen to what one American Gringa--an Honest Gringa--has to say in an online forum:

"i love the Mexican people, despite my experiences with my friend
from Guad. i have had wonderful experiences with people there, and they
are lots of fun, in the years i've visited my brother there and gone on
my own. my ESL friends said that as a gringo or as someone not a part
of their familiy, you will not ever really, truly know a Mexican person"

This person is absolutely right. Having a Mexican treat you nicely on the street, in a store, or whatever is no indication that a lifelong friendship has begun. Having a Mexican praise you lavishly is also NO indication of anything. It is an aspect of culture that they do this. They are so terminally polite and would do this sort of thing out of culture politeness.

When their kids begin calling you Tio (Uncle) and Tia (Aunt) then you can say that you have real, honest-to-God Mexican friends.

If you become a part of their family then and only then do you have Mexican friends. Otherwise, the best you can say is you have acquaintances.

If you are an American Gringolandian and your house catches fire and yet those Mexicans around you do nothing to help save it then maybe you should take note of the following story in this Gringa's post:

"one of the ESL teachers said that a friend of theirs was out on a
motorboat in the Bay of Bandera near Puerto Vallarta and saw that his
house was burning. he got ashore as soon as he could but the house was
destroyed. all the Mexican neighbors were standing around watching and
no one helped to put out the fire; they waited for the fire dept to come do it. one of his friends told him a few days later it was because he
had never tried to be friendly with them and he acted like an ugly
American, treating the local Mexicans as inferior and as his servants
[his attitude toward them], rather than being friendly and kind to them
in passing, because he made absolutely no effort to fit into their
customs and expected them to fit into his ways because he had more money"

This is exactly what I have been saying all these years and yet rather than repenting of their evil Gringolandian ways, they not only threaten me for my prose, they go on and on acting like all their Mexican acquaintances are their best friends.....

Just wait until your house catches fire and see what happens. Then you'll know. :)

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Friday, April 9, 2010

Moving to Mexico: Spanish Will Keep You Safe

In Anne Nicolai's great article, Crimes and misdemeanors: Staying safe in San Miguel
Is SMA still safe, or falling prey to drug dealers and thugs?, she makes the point about learning Spanish that I have been writing about for years:

Knowledge is power: Spanish-speaking residents are safer

Across the board, every official interviewed for this article agreed that one of the best ways for foreigners to provide for our personal safety is to learn the language of the country that we’re living in. They point out that Spanish speakers have an easier time getting to know their neighbors and the local police. Knowing the language also helps when calling for help or reporting a crime.

In fact, the author’s calls to the various emergency telephone numbers prove this point: on two different days, at two different times of day,...there were no English-speaking operators.


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Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Guanajauato, Mexico -- Gringolandians Consequences

So entrenched is the delusion, so ingrained is the fantasy, so cemented is the idea that moving to Mexico is like moving to heaven itself that Gringos will actually sign away their lives to Mexicans who tell them anything because the Gringo will believe it.

Would you, in buying a house in the States, actually sign a piece of paper leaving the house to your attorney in the event of your death and give the attorney the power of attorney over you in the event of a terminal illness?

And, on top of that would you do this entirely on the word of the suspect lawyer whose language you could not speak, read, or write?

Well....read this:

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/comadresdemexico/message/24773


Hi, I bought a house six years ago, it was in a bank trust but I was
told I could get it into private ownership at the closing. The closing
came and I was told it was still in the trust and I could buy it that
way or forget it. I bought it in the trust. My lawyer told me we
could get it out of the trust no problem. I believed him. Three years
later it was still in the trust although I had paid the lawyer and he
and his staff assured me they had done the work. I had to sell the
house for a personal reason. I had a different lawyer handle it and he
did get it out of the trust for the new buyer at my expense. He
explained to me that the old lawyer had had me sign a paper saying I
was leaving the house to him at my death. I had also given him the
power to handle my living will needs, namely, no
extreme measures! Duh, do not do it this way! I assume that the house
is privately owned now and that the trust is really gone, but I do not
actually know.

Julie Mignard
If this does not have you shaking your head, maybe this will: This has been going on for years. One of the very doable things that seems to escape the Anglo-Saxon mind is to learn Spanish at home, in the States, long before moving to Mexico and ending up signing your life away to some schmuck you don't know and whose language you cannot comprehend.

In all seriousness, it just kills me to read these accounts when these Gringolandians could learn Spanish the way Mexicans learn English. They are so highly motivated to learn English that they use simple television programs, the internet, comic books, children's stories to learn English. They don't have money to take private tutoring or classes and yet they become fluent in English. Americans and Canadians have the money (and it is not THAT expensive) to learn Spanish.

It is a shame, no, an indictment that Gringos will step one foot over the border into Mexico and can't tell a barber how to cut their hair, a doctor what's wrong with them, or talk to a Mexican neighbor (God forbid they should ever like next to a Mexican) about her martial problems.

It is so doable.

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